{"id":153,"date":"2023-12-06T12:42:24","date_gmt":"2023-12-06T18:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/?p=153"},"modified":"2023-12-06T13:29:43","modified_gmt":"2023-12-06T19:29:43","slug":"happy-birthday-dangit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Dangit!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It&#8217;s that time of the year when I get to wish my best friend a Happy Birthday once again! I refuse to tell her age, but I can say that she has managed to make approximately 19,345 laps around the celestial sun since her introduction to the rest of the solar system. That&#8217;s about 30,952,000,000 miles, which is only 0.0052657724788 times the speed of light measured in miles per lifetime. I&#8217;m certain she appreciates all the math.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She has been the one person that I can and will always turn to in times of need. She is my confidante, my partner in crime, my everything. I cannot begin to imagine what life would have been like without her by my side all of this time. That&#8217;s when you know it&#8217;s right, when you know that your history is set in stone and you&#8217;re happy with that story. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy birthday, sweetie. Even though I am not feeling the best today, I really hope you have the best birthday ever, especially after getting that early AM phone call from Rebekkah wishing you that happy birthday earlier today! Love you always. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of the year when I get to wish my best friend a Happy Birthday once again! I refuse to tell her age, but I can say that she has managed to make approximately 19,345 laps around the celestial sun since her introduction to the rest of the solar system. That&#8217;s about 30,952,000,000 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":154,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-misc"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Happy Birthday, Dangit! - My Dang Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Happy Birthday, Dangit! - My Dang Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"It&#8217;s that time of the year when I get to wish my best friend a Happy Birthday once again! I refuse to tell her age, but I can say that she has managed to make approximately 19,345 laps around the celestial sun since her introduction to the rest of the solar system. That&#8217;s about 30,952,000,000 [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"My Dang Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2023-12-06T18:42:24+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2023-12-06T19:29:43+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1920\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1303\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"SBK\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"SBK\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"SBK\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32779e03646fb708802173825d270dad\"},\"headline\":\"Happy Birthday, Dangit!\",\"datePublished\":\"2023-12-06T18:42:24+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2023-12-06T19:29:43+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/\"},\"wordCount\":194,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32779e03646fb708802173825d270dad\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1\",\"articleSection\":[\"Misc\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/\",\"name\":\"Happy Birthday, Dangit! - My Dang Blog\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1\",\"datePublished\":\"2023-12-06T18:42:24+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2023-12-06T19:29:43+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1\",\"width\":1920,\"height\":1303},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Happy Birthday, Dangit!\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"My Dang Blog\",\"description\":\"Just another dang WordPress site\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32779e03646fb708802173825d270dad\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32779e03646fb708802173825d270dad\",\"name\":\"SBK\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/cropped-mdb.jpg?fit=150%2C150&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/cropped-mdb.jpg?fit=150%2C150&ssl=1\",\"width\":150,\"height\":150,\"caption\":\"SBK\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\"},\"description\":\"This is my personal blog. My \\\"stream of consciousness\\\" so to speak. This site is not for views save for my own and a few family members. If you have come here looking to start a conversation or join a community, you have come to the wrong place. Facebook is that-a-way. :)\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/author\/admin\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Happy Birthday, Dangit! - My Dang Blog","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Happy Birthday, Dangit! - My Dang Blog","og_description":"It&#8217;s that time of the year when I get to wish my best friend a Happy Birthday once again! I refuse to tell her age, but I can say that she has managed to make approximately 19,345 laps around the celestial sun since her introduction to the rest of the solar system. That&#8217;s about 30,952,000,000 [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/","og_site_name":"My Dang Blog","article_published_time":"2023-12-06T18:42:24+00:00","article_modified_time":"2023-12-06T19:29:43+00:00","og_image":[{"width":1920,"height":1303,"url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"SBK","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"SBK","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/"},"author":{"name":"SBK","@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32779e03646fb708802173825d270dad"},"headline":"Happy Birthday, Dangit!","datePublished":"2023-12-06T18:42:24+00:00","dateModified":"2023-12-06T19:29:43+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/"},"wordCount":194,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32779e03646fb708802173825d270dad"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1","articleSection":["Misc"],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/","url":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/","name":"Happy Birthday, Dangit! - My Dang Blog","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1","datePublished":"2023-12-06T18:42:24+00:00","dateModified":"2023-12-06T19:29:43+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1","width":1920,"height":1303},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/happy-birthday-dangit\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Happy Birthday, Dangit!"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/","name":"My Dang Blog","description":"Just another dang WordPress site","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32779e03646fb708802173825d270dad"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32779e03646fb708802173825d270dad","name":"SBK","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/cropped-mdb.jpg?fit=150%2C150&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/cropped-mdb.jpg?fit=150%2C150&ssl=1","width":150,"height":150,"caption":"SBK"},"logo":{"@id":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/"},"description":"This is my personal blog. My \"stream of consciousness\" so to speak. This site is not for views save for my own and a few family members. If you have come here looking to start a conversation or join a community, you have come to the wrong place. Facebook is that-a-way. :)","sameAs":["https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog"],"url":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/author\/admin\/"}]}},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/painnt_202312061233327348052319515088443.jpg?fit=1920%2C1303&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":159,"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions\/159"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sbk.fyi\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}