So, I’m sitting in the van 🚘 at the hospital 🏢 waiting for RJK to let me know she is done with her MRI 🩻 appointment. It’s only a little bit boring 😔, but at least I got up early enough today to finish one of two commercials for Sequatchie.Shop. 💯
I just reached into the rear area of the van to get me a drink 🫗 that I brought (yes, I usually bring myself a six-pack when I don’t know how long ⌚ it will take) and it looks like they’re gone.
Disappeared. Poof. Vanished without a trace. 🤷🏼
What PROBABLY happened is they went sliding across the van floor when I was turning the curves on the mountain 🌄 road we took to get here. I guess that means I’ll have to get out and see if I can open the side door and spot them from there. BRB.
UPDATE: I found them. They had slid underneath the driver’s side seat just out of my reach. I am now on a steady caffeine drip 🩺 while waiting in the van. I am also using my inhaler 😶🌫️ (vape) as needed for chronic stress and general irritability. It’s technically my new anti-asshole medicine 💊.
Yes, I am having way too much fun 🤣 with the emojis on this post, but it’s a symptom of Post-RJK Syndrome. I’ll be better later and post something of more substance then.
Until then, keep your eyes peeled for the first commercial for Sequatchie.Shop to air on local channel 18. See you soon. 💩