I’m going to say it and be danged the consequences. I drink decaf coffee. ☕
There. I said it. Moving along…
Speaking of which, I cannot convince RJK that coffee she makes for me is better than coffee I make for myself. Here’s the weird thing: We use a Keurig brewer, we use the same coffee pods, we add the same number of Equal packs (I’m a beady-eyed, sidewalk sissy when it comes to coffee), and use milk 🥛 from the same jug for creamer. Hell, I’m pretty sure we could make a cup simultaneously and hers… well, it just tastes different. Better.
Now, let me clarify a few things. I’m not saying all this to be “sweet” 💔. Nor am I saying this to just sweet-talk her into making my coffee. Heck, it’s two minutes, and most of that time is waiting for the brewer to boot up. If I could figure out how or what to do differently to get my coffee to taste like hers, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
Yet, here we are. You and I. Talking about how two different people use the exact same ingredients to make an extremely easy recipe, yet one person’s recipe tastes better than the other’s attempt 🥇🥈.
I don’t know. I don’t get it 😭. Today’s featured image is my coffee mug, with a rather unfortunate coffee stain in a rather unfortunate area… 😂