So, SBK must trust me. A lot. I mean, more than the whole, “Here, hold my drink and don’t drink it” type of trust. I mean, it’s the kind of trust that is told in shared stories for generations to come. It’s the kind of trust that echoes the sentiment ” I’ve got your back.”
Today, SBK put me in charge of the handheld super laser!!!!!!!
I mean, I’m not sure what I did to deserve this honor. Sure, I guard his pillow on his bed and don’t let anyone mess with it. I help keep his chin-beard fluffy. But, to have the great and terrifying laser of complete destruction in my hands, to feel the power coursing through my wittle veins… It’s almost too much to put into words.
I will not disappoint him. I will live up to his expectations and only use the great and powerful laser for good, to drive off the bad things that might happen to wander by.
Oh, and the reason he left it with me? RJK got a part of her hearing aid stuck in her ear so they went to see a doctor to get it out of her ear.
Editors note[SBK]: Yes, I trusted Little Domo with my laser pointer. All will be well unless he discovers the cat’s natural stalking instinct with the “evil red dot” as my cat lovingly calls it.